UnifPhone Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 無能的上司 爱绿帽男友 /常劈腿老公 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistachio Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 愛綠帽男友 一年每日只能吃兩餐全素食 / 九個月每日只能吃一餐大魚大肉 （注：兩者一律都不能在閒中另加餐點、點心) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnifPhone Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 一年每日只能吃兩餐全素食 今生无悔 /悔不当初 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistachio Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 今生無悔 被邪靈纏身 / 被下蠱 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnifPhone Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 被下蠱 奥运再延/ 民主变质 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistachio Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 奧運再延 芫荽(coriander)奶昔 / 馬蜜(marmite)優格 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnifPhone Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 馬蜜優格 双刀阿嫂闹咖啡店/ 妇女偷护肤品 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistachio Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 妇女偷护肤品 烤箱 / 烘乾機 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnifPhone Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 烤箱 安全套/ 自慰棒 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistachio Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 安全套 台灣滷肉飯 / 檳城炒果條 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnifPhone Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 台灣滷肉飯 臭豆腐/ 鳗鱼饭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistachio Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 臭豆腐 失眠一年 / 鬼壓床一年 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GKS Posted January 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 爵士乐 钢琴 或 电子琴 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistachio Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 鋼琴 美術館 / 博物館 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GKS Posted January 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 博物館 意大利面 或 云吞面 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnifPhone Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 云吞面 云吞/ 水饺 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pistachio Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 戴套 黑寡婦 / 響尾蛇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GKS Posted January 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 響尾蛇 黑 或 白 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnifPhone Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 白 无尾熊 /白老虎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistachio Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 (edited) 白老虎 下雨天吃紅豆冰 / 大熱天喝冬炎湯 Edited January 12, 2021 by pistachio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnifPhone Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 下雨天吃紅豆冰 罗志祥 /小猪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistachio Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 羅志祥 🤢 三個月不剪頭髮 / 三個星期不刮鬍子 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnifPhone Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 三個月不剪頭髮 加料laksa / 过期饮料 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistachio Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 過期飲料 港式鴛鴦奶茶 / 葡式蛋撻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnifPhone Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 港式鴛鴦奶茶 烧鹅 /北京填鸭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistachio Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 燒鵝 港式豬腸粉 / 上海小籠包 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnifPhone Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 港式豬腸粉 姜母鸭/ 水煮鱼 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dboy84 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 水煮鱼 忍屎 还是 忍尿 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnifPhone Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 忍尿 谋杀 /奸杀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistachio Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 (edited) 謀殺 新洲米粉 / 揚州炒飯 Edited January 12, 2021 by pistachio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnifPhone Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 揚州炒飯 钓鱼 /踢球 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistachio Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 踢球 馬來椰漿飯 / 印尼Nasi Padang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnifPhone Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 馬來椰漿飯 鸡饭 /卤肉饭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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UnifPhone Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 新加坡laksa 保安/警察 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistachio Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 警察👮♀️ 背黑鍋一年 / 被黑鍋敲頭一個月 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnifPhone Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 被黑鍋敲頭一個月 一场雨/ 排污管 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistachio Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 一場雨 冷漠的狗 / 忠心的貓 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnifPhone Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 忠心的貓 新年 /清明 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistachio Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 新年 對聯 / 紅燈籠 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnifPhone Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 紅燈籠 团圆饭 /情侣餐 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pistachio Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 再見 萬事如意 / 身體健康 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnifPhone Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 身體健康 明年今日/ 今年昨日 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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