GreatMast Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 Hello!What a wet rainy Saturday morning...Thought of this topic... what names do you have for the organ "PENIS"... we know there's dick, cock, etc... what else have you heard of?Share here! =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Guest Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 The Malays named this bird -- Burung Kuku because of the noise which this bird made "kuku, kuku, ....."So, if we called our penis KuKu-Jiao or KuKu Bird which made reference to this Burung KuKu, there must have something related (a story or what?). Our KuKu Jiao does not cry out "kuku, kuku, ...." or anyone's ?? LOLAny Malay can tell us any folktale on this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest One flew over the Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 The Malays named this bird -- Burung Kuku because of the noise which this bird made "kuku, kuku, ....."So, if we called our penis KuKu-Jiao or KuKu Bird which made reference to this Burung KuKu, there must have something related (a story or what?). Our KuKu Jiao does not cry out "kuku, kuku, ...." or anyone's ?? LOLAny Malay can tell us any folktale on this?My dear, Malays do not call this burung kuku, or kuku bird, it is all in your imagination.Btw, I am not Malay , but i know Malay culture is rich and diverse and gentle , but this plentiful local bird is called Tekukur, pronounced as Te ( Terminal ) ku ( Coo) kur (core)Where in the corners of singapore did someone Malay said to you this bird is called a kuku bird(burung kuku )And btw the bird song of Tekukur goes, coor-coor-coor,..cooooooor.for bird soundhttp://ms.wikipedia..../Burung_Tekukurthis websites above to learn more about the burung TekukurI am not Malay, I am Chinese and I would like to say no one calls this bird burung kuku, or kuku bird.It is probabaly a local patois as simple people like to simplify nouns to make it easier to remember, merbuk may be too much a mouthful for some local non malay speakers so that simplify and dumbdown it to burung kuku.There is another similarly colored but smaller bird that is called Merbuk.bird call is here.[media=] It is similar in looks to the Tekukur.No Malays call any of these birds Burung kuku because kuku in Malay is refering to the finger and toe nails.Thanks for reading.Do not imagine there is any connection between these birds and the male genitalia , it is just too rude for polite malays to connect these two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aXdannyXa Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Haha. So funny! Maybe I remember everyone used to call it hotdog last time gaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GreatMast Posted January 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Imagine telling ur partner all these names instead of saying your dick n cock hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluebird Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 I am not Malay, I am Chinese and I would like to say no one calls this bird burung kuku, or kuku bird.You just tsk tsk tsk a quarrelsome pest crawling everywhere in every threads. psssstttt - spray pesticide on you.You're not Malay, therefore you're not fit to comment on this on their behalf.You're Chinese but you cannot represent all Chinese just because you've not heard before.Bye ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 friends tends to tease during shower, yr snake is longer than mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatMast Posted January 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 people in ns also ask "do u like bananas or abalone?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GreatMast Posted January 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 oh no... can actually get hi when saying "ku ku jiao" when jerking off, hahah wth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puppyfart Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 One-eyed, purple veined, red-helmet, angry throb of penile power.But I can never say it fully as it shoots by the time I get to red-helmet.LOL Jie Lam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatMast Posted January 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 One-eyed, purple veined, red-helmet, angry throb of penile power.But I can never say it fully as it shoots by the time I get to red-helmet.LOLpurple veined red helmet? so many colours? hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wolfyboy Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 one eye snake,sausage,bird bird.anacondakomodo dragon.lol sorry if im lame.anyway i think kukubird is a hokkiean thing also if not wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatMast Posted January 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 yeah n kukubird is my all time favorite name for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest royster Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 You just tsk tsk tsk a quarrelsome pest crawling everywhere in every threads. psssstttt - spray pesticide on you.You're not Malay, therefore you're not fit to comment on this on their behalf.You're Chinese but you cannot represent all Chinese just because you've not heard before.Bye ~~i hope you will just shut the fuck up , he is just pointing out the facts , even providing the link to a site that explains the differences. It is good information.No where in his post did he put down malays, neither did he claim to represent the Malays nor the Chinese.Well back up what you say about not hearing it before, with some quotes or links to info.If not, you are as good as fart.All hot air.You are getting worked up and it shows more about your lack of information .You can keep on farting, but the smell reveals more about you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yummy Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 One-eyed, purple veined, red-helmet, angry throb of penile power.But I can never say it fully as it shoots by the time I get to red-helmet.LOLI'd like to see your shoot your One-eyed, purple veined, red-helmet, angry throb of penile power.... yummyHow abt Boom Boom Pow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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