Absolute Sauna @ Chinatown (Closed Since 1St July 2014)

[Absolute Team]

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ABSolute Lube Hall Sunday

Happening On: 26/05/2013, Sunday

Event start time: 7.30pm (Club opens at 12pm)

Event detail: Lube up before slide in for an awesome time

Dress Code: Nude

Entry Fee: whole day $20

 

ALPHA FREE ENTRY WHOLE DAY

 

Alpha free entry everyday will end this on 26/05/2013

starting from 27/05/2013 Alpha free days will be

Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday

Eve of PH, PH and Event Entry only @ $8.00

[Guest hre2]

anyone attended the lube night? please report... lol

[Guest Ex Abs member]

Am a registered member but still dunno how to pte PM... Sorry... May I drop by ur next cobra nite to renewal mbership at the current promo but wld be aft yr promo period as mentioned... Can I look for the Abs Team to show my this thread?

Really appreciate n look fwd to the cobras *wink*

I shld qualify as one too haha

Can't wait to be measured by yr hunky staff !!!

Greatly appreciate the Abs Team responding n great tat the promo is extended to 15 June. Free renewal right?

Lost my old card how to renew? I remember last membership was based on mobile phone. Anythg else required?

[Absolute Team]

Greatly appreciate the Abs Team responding n great tat the promo is extended to 15 June. Free renewal right?

Lost my old card how to renew? I remember last membership was based on mobile phone. Anythg else required?

hi, just provide us with your mobile number will do see you soon!

[Guest Ex Abs member]

hi, just provide us with your mobile number will do see you soon!

i actually called in to the old management abt 3 mths ago and gave them my mobile, but somehow they dont have the record !!!!!!

[Absolute Team]

i actually called in to the old management abt 3 mths ago and gave them my mobile, but somehow they dont have the record !!!!!!

is it possible to call me tonight at 8pm? just ask for the marketing personal.. i will check for you

[Guest Ex Abs member]

is it possible to call me tonight at 8pm? just ask for the marketing personal.. i will check for you

cool... or maybe this Fri cobra nite *wink*, you be in Friday abt 6-7pm.... how to measure the cobra myself (blush)?

[Absolute Team]

cool... or maybe this Fri cobra nite *wink*, you be in Friday abt 6-7pm.... how to measure the cobra myself (blush)?

haha... you can use ruler? hehe.. as long is longer than 16cm will do.. haha..

[Guest ex Abs member]

haha... you can use ruler? hehe.. as long is longer than 16cm will do.. haha..

haha, so you be there Fri nite?

 

16cm is more than 6" dude !!! --- 16cm is 6 1/4"

16cm measure from 1) top view - bottom of shaft to tip or

                                  2) base of shaft just above the scotrum (balls) to the tip ???

[Absolute Team]

haha, so you be there Fri nite?

16cm is more than 6" dude !!! --- 16cm is 6 1/4"

16cm measure from 1) top view - bottom of shaft to tip or

2) base of shaft just above the scotrum (balls) to the tip ???

measure from top will do

[Guest ex Abs member]

measure from top will do

you still never answer my qtns to the point dude !!!

[Guest Guest]

you still never answer my qtns to the point dude !!!

Yes someone gone thru the measure process plzzzz share ... In clear descriptions cos it makes alot of diff in length....

[Guest GUEST]

doubt the new management can bring back  business to absolute, very childish act.

[Absolute Team]

Yes someone gone thru the measure process plzzzz share ... In clear descriptions cos it makes alot of diff in length....

okay.. this is how it goes

1. check in at counter (pay the entry fee first)

2. inform our staff that you wanna check if you fit the criteria for cobra

3. get change and be ready before come back to us again (meaning if you are grower* please erect first *shy*)

4. our staff than will check first by visual, if our staff feels that you might not fit the cobra criteria he will ask permission to use ruler to measure

5. once confirm is cobra, we will refund you the entry fee.

we will only check the first time to confirm that you are cobra, subsequent visit will not need to check as we have your data in our system.

*grower: small/short before erect, huge when erect, shower: big before erect, not much difference after erect.

you can chose where you want to show us your cobra as long as inside the club premises

hope this is clear for you all

[Guest Ex Abs member]

okay.. this is how it goes

1. check in at counter (pay the entry fee first)

2. inform our staff that you wanna check if you fit the criteria for cobra

3. get change and be ready before come back to us again (meaning if you are grower* please erect first *shy*)

4. our staff than will check first by visual, if our staff feels that you might not fit the cobra criteria he will ask permission to use ruler to measure

5. once confirm is cobra, we will refund you the entry fee.

we will only check the first time to confirm that you are cobra, subsequent visit will not need to check as we have your data in our system.

*grower: small/short before erect, huge when erect, shower: big before erect, not much difference after erect.

you can chose where you want to show us your cobra as long as inside the club premises

hope this is clear for you all

[Guest Guest]

okay.. this is how it goes

1. check in at counter (pay the entry fee first)

2. inform our staff that you wanna check if you fit the criteria for cobra

3. get change and be ready before come back to us again (meaning if you are grower* please erect first *shy*)

4. our staff than will check first by visual, if our staff feels that you might not fit the cobra criteria he will ask permission to use ruler to measure

5. once confirm is cobra, we will refund you the entry fee.

we will only check the first time to confirm that you are cobra, subsequent visit will not need to check as we have your data in our system.

*grower: small/short before erect, huge when erect, shower: big before erect, not much difference after erect.

you can chose where you want to show us your cobra as long as inside the club premises

hope this is clear for you all

Thanks ! Quite detail but missing the point of how to measure as in where the ruler is placed affects the length of the cobra !!

From my own measurement from the base of the shaft (from top view) to tip of cock is 5", from the base of the shaft (betw balls n shaft) to the tip is 6"... So the diff is 1"....

If the staff estimate by visually, it does make a difference bet a real cobra n a teeny worm

[Guest ex abs member]

you still never answer my qtns to the point dude !!!

so will you be ard on Fri 6-7pm?

[Guest old Abs guard]

Thanks ! Quite detail but missing the point of how to measure as in where the ruler is placed affects the length of the cobra !!

From my own measurement from the base of the shaft (from top view) to tip of cock is 5", from the base of the shaft (betw balls n shaft) to the tip is 6"... So the diff is 1"....

If the staff estimate by visually, it does make a difference bet a real cobra n a teeny worm

simple qtn and the Abs Team dont understand ???!!!

keep going round the bush and not answering the "detail" of how it is measured!!!!!

utterly frustrating... talking to a bunch of idiots !!!!!

[Guest guest]

Thanks ! Quite detail but missing the point of how to measure as in where the ruler is placed affects the length of the cobra !!

From my own measurement from the base of the shaft (from top view) to tip of cock is 5", from the base of the shaft (betw balls n shaft) to the tip is 6"... So the diff is 1"....

If the staff estimate by visually, it does make a difference bet a real cobra n a teeny worm

well said and understood but agree somehow the Abs Team "just dont get it" !!!!!!

[Enelym1978]

Wait, what's the theme tonight?

[Guest Guest]

simple qtn and the Abs Team dont understand ???!!!

keep going round the bush and not answering the "detail" of how it is measured!!!!!

utterly frustrating... talking to a bunch of idiots !!!!!

 

might as well measure from your toe to your cockhead. 

[GachiMuchi]

Thanks ! Quite detail but missing the point of how to measure as in where the ruler is placed affects the length of the cobra !!

From my own measurement from the base of the shaft (from top view) to tip of cock is 5", from the base of the shaft (betw balls n shaft) to the tip is 6"... So the diff is 1"....

If the staff estimate by visually, it does make a difference bet a real cobra n a teeny worm

I am not sure why you guys are so hunged up over how to measure your cock. Just go there and let them do the measurement. If you are a cobra, you will know you are a cobra.

Basic understanding will tell you that it is measured from the based of the cock; where your body meets the cock to the tip and NOT from the balls too the tip.

If you are still not convinced, Google. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111026190226AAT5O4s

[Guest guest]

Wait, what's the theme tonight?

zorro or some mask night

not very interesting !!!

[Absolute Team]

measure from top will do

 

I would really appreciate that some of the -guest- read the full thread before getting personal... much appreciated

[Guest Guest]

I am not sure why you guys are so hunged up over how to measure your cock. Just go there and let them do the measurement. If you are a cobra, you will know you are a cobra.

Basic understanding will tell you that it is measured from the based of the cock; where your body meets the cock to the tip and NOT from the balls too the tip.

If you are still not convinced, Google. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111026190226AAT5O4s

 

Too many delusional 6" wannabes who measure from asshole to peehole, sudden actualisation that they are just a toothpick.

[Enelym1978]

The ones running after each and every single 10th of an inch lol. Do you measure from the hair on? from the leg? or the balls?

[Guest Guest]

Thanks ! Quite detail but missing the point of how to measure as in where the ruler is placed affects the length of the cobra !!

From my own measurement from the base of the shaft (from top view) to tip of cock is 5", from the base of the shaft (betw balls n shaft) to the tip is 6"... So the diff is 1"....

If the staff estimate by visually, it does make a difference bet a real cobra n a teeny worm

 

PLEASE LA. Big means big, long means long one look can tell.

If you're hardly there, need to pull and stretch to 5.99", then you are NOT A COBRA, but a WORM! stop whining and demanding like a cheapskate aunty looking for free entry!

[Manbane]

Any field report..did crowd pick up with the new management,.,..and how is the body scrub roof top concept? I went cruise club for friday and saturday..it was pretty crowded but seems to have less hot guys.

So i was wondering did some went over absolute to check it out or something.

[Guest Guest]

Gosh you guys are just complaining non stop arent you? Give them a break please i think they have enough to deal with, what with your previous 100000 complaints already.

[acidtongue]

okay.. this is how it goes

1. check in at counter (pay the entry fee first)

2. inform our staff that you wanna check if you fit the criteria for cobra

3. get change and be ready before come back to us again (meaning if you are grower* please erect first *shy*)

4. our staff than will check first by visual, if our staff feels that you might not fit the cobra criteria he will ask permission to use ruler to measure

5. once confirm is cobra, we will refund you the entry fee.

we will only check the first time to confirm that you are cobra, subsequent visit will not need to check as we have your data in our system.

*grower: small/short before erect, huge when erect, shower: big before erect, not much difference after erect.

you can chose where you want to show us your cobra as long as inside the club premises

hope this is clear for you all

 will be interesting to see guys with hard ons lining up to get measured

 

suggestion: once qualified as a cobra, coloured armbands should be given to identify if u r a top, btm or flex cobra so as to allow cobra queens to zoom in on their targets

[Guest Guest]

I am not sure why you guys are so hunged up over how to measure your cock. Just go there and let them do the measurement. If you are a cobra, you will know you are a cobra.

Basic understanding will tell you that it is measured from the based of the cock; where your body meets the cock to the tip and NOT from the balls too the tip.

If you are still not convinced, Google. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111026190226AAT5O4s

 

yah lor u will know yourself whether you are a cobra, dun purposely fuss about that few cm, how to measure and all. the way i see, some guys are just jealous.

 

i myself is not a cobra. i am only 5 inches long. but btms still come to me bcos i think i can fuck well and know how to use my cock well.

[Guest cobra_queen]

envy the staff who does the verifying... i thot guys will be shy to show off cobra at the counter

[Absolute Team]

 will be interesting to see guys with hard ons lining up to get measured

 

suggestion: once qualified as a cobra, coloured armbands should be given to identify if u r a top, btm or flex cobra so as to allow cobra queens to zoom in on their targets

 

Haha, we have lightstick band at counter for you all to chose which one are you but from what i observe, guys all very shy to take the lightsticks Maybe should give them a big one to wear around their neck:p haha and make sure they wear.

[Absolute Team]

envy the staff who does the verifying... i thot guys will be shy to show off cobra at the counter

 

Actually customers are welcome to let us know if there are cobras around as some of them are shy to approach us

[Guest Python]

will be interesting to see guys with hard ons lining up to get measured

suggestion: once qualified as a cobra, coloured armbands should be given to identify if u r a top, btm or flex cobra so as to allow cobra queens to zoom in on their targets

Whats the use of btm cobra??

[Guest Anaconda]

envy the staff who does the verifying... i thot guys will be shy to show off cobra at the counter

You can measure mine this Fri *wink*

[Guest Guest]

You can measure mine this Fri *wink*

Those cobra king shldnt be shy, stand tall n proud !!! U the envy of many lil cobra n the love of the btms !!!!

[Guest Ex abs member]

so will you be ard on Fri 6-7pm?

How?

[Absolute Team]

How?

hey, i will be around..

pardon me if u are not asking about me haha

[Guest Guest]

Hi Abs Team

Besides the roof top scrub, and the ongoing Reno, there is no mentioned on the rates for scrub etc

Is there a gym in the new abs?

[Guest Ex Abs member]

hey, i will be around..

pardon me if u are not asking about me haha

Great! Are you Quan? Quite a looker haha

Cld get u to measure my cobra (blush)?

[Absolute Team]

Great! Are you Quan? Quite a looker haha

Cld get u to measure my cobra (blush)?

waaa how u know its meeeee haha

[Guest Guest]

your cobra requirement is 6" length AND/OR ?? 4.27" circumference?

[Absolute Team]

your cobra requirement is 6" length AND/OR ?? 4.27" circumference?

 

Hey! Its either 6" or 4.27" circumference..

[Guest Ex abs member]

waaa how u know its meeeee haha

So u measure for me Fri k??! Haha

[Absolute Team]

So u measure for me Fri k??! Haha

haha i have no experience in it

[Absolute Team]

Hi Abs Team

Besides the roof top scrub, and the ongoing Reno, there is no mentioned on the rates for scrub etc

Is there a gym in the new abs?

 

Helloo~~ 

 

The rates for roof top please check on our facebook.

 

We have done for toilet and roof garden. The second phase will be our website and computer area revamp  

 

As there aint much ppl using the gym, so we removed the gym.

 

ABSolute now is more like a place to chill and relax after a day of hardwork

[Absolute Team]

Just a quick update of what we have done so far.

 

1. Roof garden + Body Scrub and Foot Detox (Done)

 

2. Toilet (Done) - toilet now no long have foul smell, we changed the urinal glass as well as the toilet bowl. Air-refresherner in place, the whole toilet now smells nice and sweet

 

3. Website(New theme and events) & Computer area revamp - (Estimated complete by end of June) *New themes and events already set, we gonna have lots of fun, exciting and kinky events every month!

 

4. Level 4 total revamp + mattress remake - (Estimated complete by July)

 

All the estimated timing might have delay due to unforeseen circumstances, we strive to provide our customers a comfortable and enjoyable environment!

 

Please do continue to support us and feedback on anything and everything to us. 

 

<3 ABSolute Team!

[Guest Ironrod]

I have never visited any sauna in Singapore but seeing the marketing guy so serious abt his work makes me wants to give u a thumbs up.

Keep up the good work *abs team* though I never visited any sauna it good to see fellow bros are happy lol

[acidtongue]

Whats the use of btm cobra??

 

some tops may like btm cobras, but then again, btms probably wont be bothered to get themselves qualified as cobras