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Internet Quote of the Day:

I agree completely with my son James when he says 'Internet is like electricity. The latter lights up everything, while the former lights up knowledge'.

~ Kerry Packer

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Internet Quote of the Day:

I have been quoted saying that, in the future, all companies will be Internet companies. I still believe that. More than ever, really.

~ Andrew Grove

Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy Demaret

Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

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Internet Quote of the Day:

There is so much media now with the Internet and people, and so easy and so cheap to start a newspaper or start a magazine, there

Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy Demaret

Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

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Internet Quote of the Day:

I don't really believe in the Devil, but if the Devil is the Father of Lies, then he certainly invented the Internet.

~ Ken MacLeod (Scottish Science-Fiction Writer)

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Internet Quote of the Day:

Thousands of people were producing new Web sites every day. We were just trying to take all that stuff and organize it to make it useful.

~ David Filo (Co-Founder of Yahoo)

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Internet Quote of the Day:

The new information technology, Internet and e-mail, have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications.

~ Peter Drucker - Technology/Internet

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Internet Quote of the Day:

The Internet is based on a layered, end-to-end model that allows people at each level of the network to innovate free of any central control. By placing intelligence at the edges rather than control in the middle of the network, the Internet has created a platform for innovation.

~ Vinton Cerf

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Internet Quote of the Day:

This technology has transformed the way we communicate ideas and current events, and has given rise to new media outlets like Internet-based journalists and Internet bloggers.

~ Lamar S. Smith (US House Representative)

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Internet Quote of the Day:

Internet users are flocking to the Vatican's new website (so they say). It turns out though, that most visitors are there to confess after visiting the Cindy Crawford site. Now, the faithful don't have to kiss the Pope's ring - you just double click on it.

~ Author Unknown

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"A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the universe and move bits of it about. (from Mostly Harmless)"

D~ ouglas Noel Adams

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Joke: Computer Terms

486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.

State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.

Obsolete - Any computer you own.

Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become

obsolete.

G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say, "Gee, three times faster than the

computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."

Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a

computer and money is no object."

Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a

Syntax Error.

GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (Pronounced

"gooey")

Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.

Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.

Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.

Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on

vacation, and on business trips.

Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.

Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.

System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.

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