worldangel Posted August 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.~ Jon Stewart Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:I agree completely with my son James when he says 'Internet is like electricity. The latter lights up everything, while the former lights up knowledge'.~ Kerry Packer Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:Almost overnight, the Internet's gone from a technical wonder to a business must. ~ Bill Schrader Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and eyes wide open. ~ Don Rittner Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazygolfer Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:I have been quoted saying that, in the future, all companies will be Internet companies. I still believe that. More than ever, really.~ Andrew Grove Quote Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy DemaretQuote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazygolfer Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:There is so much media now with the Internet and people, and so easy and so cheap to start a newspaper or start a magazine, there Quote Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy DemaretQuote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:I don't really believe in the Devil, but if the Devil is the Father of Lies, then he certainly invented the Internet. ~ Ken MacLeod (Scottish Science-Fiction Writer) Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:Thousands of people were producing new Web sites every day. We were just trying to take all that stuff and organize it to make it useful.~ David Filo (Co-Founder of Yahoo) Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:The new information technology, Internet and e-mail, have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications.~ Peter Drucker - Technology/Internet Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:The Internet is a shallow and unreliable electronic repository of dirty pictures, inaccurate rumors, bad spelling and worse grammar, inhabited largely by people with no demonstrable social skills. :oops: ~ Author Unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:The Internet isn't free. It just has an economy that makes no sense to capitalism. ~ Brad Shapcott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:The Internet is based on a layered, end-to-end model that allows people at each level of the network to innovate free of any central control. By placing intelligence at the edges rather than control in the middle of the network, the Internet has created a platform for innovation. ~ Vinton Cerf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day: People who say that the Internet is the bubble are incredibly misguided. ~ James Daly (US Journalist) Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:This technology has transformed the way we communicate ideas and current events, and has given rise to new media outlets like Internet-based journalists and Internet bloggers. ~ Lamar S. Smith (US House Representative) Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 Internet Quote:If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a "fix" of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. ~ Rob Stampfli (US Author) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 Internet Quote:A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet p--n. ~ Dave Barry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 Internet Quote:I have an almost religious zeal - not for technology per se, but for the Internet which is for me, the nervous system of mother Earth, which I see as a living creature, linking up. ~ Dan Millman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check. ~ Dan Quayle, attributed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:We have technology, finally, that for the first time in human history allows people to really maintain rich connections with much larger numbers of people. ~ Pierre Omidyar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it. ~ William Gibson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing. ~ Scott Adams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:It was a typical net. exercise - a screaming mob pounding on a greasy spot on the pavement, where used to lie the carcass of a dead horse. ~ Author Unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a "modem" can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. ~ Dave Barry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:Internet users are flocking to the Vatican's new website (so they say). It turns out though, that most visitors are there to confess after visiting the Cindy Crawford site. Now, the faithful don't have to kiss the Pope's ring - you just double click on it. ~ Author Unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Quote:"A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the universe and move bits of it about. (from Mostly Harmless)"D~ ouglas Noel Adams Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 Joke: Computer Terms 486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete - Any computer you own. Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say, "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago." Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object." Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error. GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (Pronounced "gooey") Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors. Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate. Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer. Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips. Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline. Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS. System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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