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On 3/20/2023 at 11:32 PM, Shootme said:

It been sometime since I last frequent. Any to go to masseur?

 

Not even the pretence of serving old wine in new bottles, juz old wine in old bottles! With each iteration, the design and decor of the place has gone from inspired to dismal. Can vie with SpDlite for spa-to-be-missed of the year!

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One cant help but reminisce with fond nostalgia about the bosses of yore, Eric of Oceanic, Vince of Msquare, Eugene of His Cheri, Fat Alex of Relax Bay, Ah Boy of ABS and even the infamous Steven of Luap Luap, who gave their massage businesses identity and character. Always at hand to chat and recommend, they knew what you desired better than even you yourself! There was no absent management, allowing masseurs to run amok, no sabotaged cockup booking, no time shortchange, no rushed massage, no hostile reception so typical of current establishments. Good things never last!

 

 

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Having remarked how surly the masseurs fronting the counter are, I was told instructions have been given in no uncertain terms that no one must appear friendly, least of all to another masseur's customer, so as not to give cause for internecine war! Since when has competition become so keen and masseurs so hard up that appearing friendly can spark such hostilities?!!!! You will end up with NO customers at all, then there will be nothing to fight over and serves you right.

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On 2/1/2024 at 6:58 PM, Sky0008 said:

Wanted to go massage at Shuang but I was informed that Lance is no longer working there. Do you know which spa is he working now?

 

Oops, dun u know?! He went home to Penang ...... to get married ..... to a .... maybe I shouldnt say!

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On 5/6/2024 at 10:11 PM, actofgod said:

Having remarked how surly the masseurs fronting the counter are, I was told instructions have been given in no uncertain terms that no one must appear friendly, least of all to another masseur's customer, so as not to give cause for internecine war! Since when has competition become so keen and masseurs so hard up that appearing friendly can spark such hostilities?!!!! You will end up with NO customers at all, then there will be nothing to fight over and serves you right.

 

Yes, cockamamie excuses for bad behaviour! When asked why management is egregiously absent, what with bosses on extended vacations in Switzerland, China, Thailand and such ALL the time, we are smugly told things are miraculously self-running. Yes, when left to themselves, entropy can only increase and things will descend into disorder! Obviously, business has been too good such that notwithstanding serious imperfections, money still keeps rolling in. Time for a shake-up in this industry!

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Actually, talking about absent management, with the obvious exception of Brendan of Dsparadise, who still commands respectable adulation, the other bosses are best ABSENT. Their presence can only serve to exacerbate the bad vibes already emanating from the front counter. Case in point is Shuang itself. The surliest of people manning the counter is none other than you know who!

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19 hours ago, truthbetold said:

Actually, talking about absent management, with the obvious exception of Brendan of Dsparadise, who still commands respectable adulation, the other bosses are best ABSENT. Their presence can only serve to exacerbate the bad vibes already emanating from the front counter. Case in point is Shuang itself. The surliest of people manning the counter is none other than you know who!

Who’s manning the counter, not David?

since Lance left, who is good to go to?

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On 8/11/2023 at 5:54 PM, randomtots said:

One cant help but reminisce with fond nostalgia about the bosses of yore, Eric of Oceanic, Vince of Msquare, Eugene of His Cheri, Fat Alex of Relax Bay, Ah Boy of ABS and even the infamous Steven of Luap Luap, who gave their massage businesses identity and character. Always at hand to chat and recommend, they knew what you desired better than even you yourself! There was no absent management, allowing masseurs to run amok, no sabotaged cockup booking, no time shortchange, no rushed massage, no hostile reception so typical of current establishments. Good things never last!

 

 

Wonder what is Eric from Oceanic doing nowadays

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On 6/6/2024 at 4:55 PM, 123ZZZ said:

Who’s manning the counter, not David?

since Lance left, who is good to go to?

 

Therez another partner, K.

Lance wasnt all that good, was he? He was pretty guailan before Shuang, especially when he was a minor partner at Relax Bay but seemed to have mellowed, by his own admission, at Shuang.

Jacob, methinks, is better than Lance!

 

 

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11 hours ago, truthbetold said:

 

Eric is now an itinerant peddler of costume jewelry and bags. Earns more now than when he was boss of Oceanic!

wow

where to buy things from Eric

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11 hours ago, truthbetold said:

 

Therez another partner, K.

Lance wasnt all that good, was he? He was pretty guailan before Shuang, especially when he was a minor partner at Relax Bay but seemed to have mellowed, by his own admission, at Shuang.

Jacob, methinks, is better than Lance!

 

 

Didn’t know there was another partner K

Thought was the old partner Andy at Relaxy

 

Wow Lance use to be minor partner

Wonder how is he back at Penang

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On 6/6/2024 at 4:55 PM, 123ZZZ said:

Who’s manning the counter?

 

Whoz manning the counter is a matter of some importance but largely neglected in all the massage houses. In the old days, the bosses themselves manned the counters, principally for security reasons like screening the customers and maintaining good PR. Now, of coz, the bosses have grown fat, lazy and complacent, tending to delegate this heavy duty to minions. With the exception of Cloud9, the counters are manned by whichever masseur whose turn is next. The bosses, like David, Kai, Andy and Ivan will drop in occasionally to register their presence. Cloud9 actually has a receptionist of sorts who is a non-masseur but the previous one was so surly that customers were pissed off and it defeated the purpose of having a receptionist! 

 

Getting the masseur whose turn is next to man the counter is also not necessarily a good cost-saving option because there is a temptation to screw up a rival's bookings, like what they did to poor Dylan and Ken over at Dspa. There is also a tendency to show displeasure when a walk-in customer opts for a masseur other than the one manning the counter. Phone bookings can also be screwed up even when handled by the bosses personally because they are never on-site in the first place and are unaware of double bookings or local problems.

 

 

 

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On 6/8/2024 at 10:17 PM, skinnyduck said:

 

Whoz manning the counter is a matter of some importance but largely neglected in all the massage houses. In the old days, the bosses themselves manned the counters, principally for security reasons like screening the customers and maintaining good PR. Now, of coz, the bosses have grown fat, lazy and complacent, tending to delegate this heavy duty to minions. With the exception of Cloud9, the counters are manned by whichever masseur whose turn is next. The bosses, like David, Kai Andy and Ivan will drop in occasionally to register their presence. Cloud9 actually has a receptionist of sorts who is a non-masseur but the previous one was so surly that customers were pissed off and it defeated the purpose of having a receptionist! 

 

Getting the masseur whose turn is next to man the counter is also not necessarily a good cost-saving option because there is a temptation to screw up a rival's bookings, like what they did to poor Dylan and Ken over at Dspa. There is also a tendency to show displeasure when a walk-in customer opts for a masseur other than the one manning the counter. Phone bookings can also be screwed up even when handled by the bosses personally because they are never on-site in the first place and are unaware of double bookings or local problems.

 

 

 

Ah, has Cloudnine changed receptionist? 

 

Used to visit them when they were still a small shop at Jalan Besar. But after they moved to Orchard, was rather put off by the attitude of the chubby receptionist. Stop visiting them at Orchard after one visit even though some of the masseurs weren't too bad. Would be glad to visit them again if that previous receptionist is gone.

 

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On 6/8/2024 at 10:17 PM, skinnyduck said:

 

Whoz manning the counter is a matter of some importance but largely neglected in all the massage houses. In the old days, the bosses themselves manned the counters, principally for security reasons like screening the customers and maintaining good PR. Now, of coz, the bosses have grown fat, lazy and complacent, tending to delegate this heavy duty to minions. With the exception of Cloud9, the counters are manned by whichever masseur whose turn is next. The bosses, like David, Kai Andy and Ivan will drop in occasionally to register their presence. Cloud9 actually has a receptionist of sorts who is a non-masseur but the previous one was so surly that customers were pissed off and it defeated the purpose of having a receptionist! 

 

Getting the masseur whose turn is next to man the counter is also not necessarily a good cost-saving option because there is a temptation to screw up a rival's bookings, like what they did to poor Dylan and Ken over at Dspa. There is also a tendency to show displeasure when a walk-in customer opts for a masseur other than the one manning the counter. Phone bookings can also be screwed up even when handled by the bosses personally because they are never on-site in the first place and are unaware of double bookings or local problems.

 

 

 

Dylan man the counter?

think usually Isaac or Anson man the counter…

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8 hours ago, FanOfMassage said:

Ah, has Cloudnine changed receptionist? 

 

Used to visit them when they were still a small shop at Jalan Besar. But after they moved to Orchard, was rather put off by the attitude of the chubby receptionist. Stop visiting them at Orchard after one visit even though some of the masseurs weren't too bad. Would be glad to visit them again if that previous receptionist is gone.

 

 

Young chubby or old chubby?  Old chubby Kai is the supervisor of sorts. Young chubby is the beautician-cum-masseur Brandon. Both are surly!

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6 hours ago, 123ZZZ said:

Dylan man the counter?

think usually Isaac or Anson man the counter…

 

Read carefully, nobody said Dylan manned the counter. He was usually too busy to be even at the counter, which gave others ample opportunity to sabotage.

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10 hours ago, skinnyduck said:

 

Young chubby or old chubby?  Old chubby Kai is the supervisor of sorts. Young chubby is the beautician-cum-masseur Brandon. Both are surly!

My impression of the receptionist was old chubby. So old chubby is still there?

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1 hour ago, FanOfMassage said:

My impression of the receptionist was old chubby. So old chubby is still there?

 

He is THE final authority there in lieu of the boss, God help us all!

 

 

 

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On 6/18/2024 at 8:47 AM, skinnyduck said:

 

Read carefully, nobody said Dylan manned the counter. He was usually too busy to be even at the counter, which gave others ample opportunity to sabotage.

Sabotage?

poor dylan 

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On 6/18/2024 at 7:00 PM, FanOfMassage said:

My impression of the receptionist was old chubby. So old chubby is still there?

 

What an uncanny coincidence! Both Cloud9's boss' proxy and Shuang Spa's surly partner are called Kai!

 

 

 

 

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On 6/18/2024 at 7:00 PM, FanOfMassage said:

My impression of the receptionist was old chubby. So old chubby is still there?

 

Good news, a new young and cute receptionist is here but old sourpuss will probably be around for a while to teach him the ropes before returning to lurk in the shadows where he belongs. But it begs the question: Is it better to let dark things lurk in the shadows or have them visible in the light?!

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wow new promotion afternoon until 5 pm scrub + 1 hours 109 only but only is monday - friday.  today i try phil who served me when i reach shop. he is skillful about massage part and do right point. he is good and friendly . is worth to come here got private shower inside room. i so enjoy it he skill really prefect.   

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Shuang and Waterspa have this nasty habit of NOT promoting their own promotions. If you dunno about them, too bad, they wont tell you or give them to you! They reckon dat if you are alredi there without any inducement, then why waste the promotions on you!

 

 

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Actually there served me is good. When there give me iPad show there menu I slide screen see the promotion I ask Phil about promotion he have explained very well. If you more info about the price or promotion you can whatapps there number. How about water spa service ? I never try before at water spa have Phil massage skill so good ? 

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The most under-rated masseur at Shuang must be Daniel. The freshest amongst (extremely) old-timers, it must be very difficult on him as it is notoriously brutal for newbies to establish their standing in fossilized cliques. Nevertheless, he soldiers on with a disposition cheerful enough to lift the gloom that is like a pall on the place.

 

 

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today i got book phil via whatapps. i choose srcub + 1 hours only $ 109.  he massage so good and make me so released my body. he really gem about this shop.

 

 

On 7/16/2024 at 5:53 PM, special one said:

wow new promotion afternoon until 5 pm scrub + 1 hours 109 only but only is monday - friday.  today i try phil who served me when i reach shop. he is skillful about massage part and do right point. he is good and friendly . is worth to come here got private shower inside room. i so enjoy it he skill really prefect.   

 

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Apparently Jerome has returned!

 

Undoubtedly, as noted by truthbetold, the most under-valued therapist at Shuang must be Daniel. A spring chicken amongst old birds, he must be given due appreciation for what he is worth!

 

 

 

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On 8/27/2024 at 9:35 PM, bobadi said:

Apparently Jerome has returned!

 

Undoubtedly, as noted by truthbetold, the most under-valued therapist at Shuang must be Daniel. A spring chicken amongst old birds, he must be given due appreciation for what he is worth!

 

 

 

 

The restless young bird has flown the coop! If you didnt try Daniel when recommended, too bad hez gone for good, but he may be lured back if you promise him lots of booze!

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On 10/3/2024 at 11:43 AM, maxaction said:

Who are the masseurs at Shuang now? 

 

 

Phil   (PRC)

Jacob    (Malaysian)

Athen     (Malaysian)

Nix    (Malaysian)

Elvin       (Malaysian)

Jerome (previous name) now Ron or some such name   (Pinoy)

Akan datang, maybe A _ _ _ _??

 

 

 

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14 hours ago, randomtruths said:

 

Phil   (PRC)

Jacob    (Malaysian)

Athen     (Malaysian)

Nicky     (Malaysian)

Elvin       (Malaysian)

Jerome (previous name) now Ron or some such name   (Pinoy)

Akan datang, maybe A _ _ _ _??

 

 

 

Any more information on them? Feedback?

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20 hours ago, randomtruths said:

 

Phil   (PRC)

Jacob    (Malaysian)

Athen     (Malaysian)

Nicky     (Malaysian)

Elvin       (Malaysian)

Jerome (previous name) now Ron or some such name   (Pinoy)

Akan datang, maybe A _ _ _ _??

 

 

 

 

Yes, any info on the above?  And also who is the best most sensual masseur?  Haha

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On 10/13/2024 at 9:54 PM, randomtruths said:

 

Phil   (PRC)

Jacob    (Malaysian)

Athen     (Malaysian)

Nicky     (Malaysian)

Elvin       (Malaysian)

Jerome (previous name) now Ron or some such name   (Pinoy)

Akan datang, maybe A _ _ _ _??

 

 

 

 

Akan datang, Aiden. Anticipated a week ago! Goes to show that it is not easy to suppress info before it happens!

 

 

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43 minutes ago, Thegreatestshowman said:

Went to Shuang yesterday for my usual therapist, and surprise surprise ! Guess who I saw? Aiden from cloud nine. But I think he changed his name. 
will go back next week for him. 

What name in Shuang?

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4 hours ago, Thegreatestshowman said:

Went to Shuang yesterday for my usual therapist, and surprise surprise ! Guess who I saw? Aiden from cloud nine. But I think he changed his name. 
will go back next week for him. 

 

Got fired by Kai from Cloud9 only to be hired by Kai from Shuang!! Isnt this bizarre? But if I were Aiden, I might want to think twice, 这如何是好?

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14 hours ago, badkarma said:

 

Got fired by Kai from Cloud9 only to be hired by Kai from Shuang!! Isnt this bizarre? But if I were Aiden, I might want to think twice, 这如何是好?

Wah, that is true. Kai on both sides. But Kai is not the boss right?
You sound like you worked at these 2 places before. 

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9 hours ago, Thegreatestshowman said:

Wah, that is true. Kai on both sides. But Kai is not the boss right?
You sound like you worked at these 2 places before. 

 

Cloud9's Kai is the de facto authority there, is dat boss enough? Shuang's Kai IS boss. 

 

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11 hours ago, badkarma said:

 

Cloud9's Kai is the de facto authority there, is dat boss enough? Shuang's Kai IS boss. 

 

 

Both are anal, constipated characters who look like they deserve more pain in their asses. I can imagine the irrepressibly yelpy poodle Elvin giving lugubrious Kai a hard time!

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10 hours ago, Thegreatestshowman said:

Elvin is the skinny guy? Heard from my usual therapist say this guy just became PR, a lot of pattern now. Thinks he is better than the rest of them.

 

 

Tsk, tsk, such unbecoming envy! To be a pain in the boss's butt is a privilege reserved for none but the inspired! Dump your usual bore of a therapist! (I see you have alredi done dat in Dsparadise where you ask for someone solid. Then your usual therapist must be Phil, right? May I recommend Anson at Dspa who should have more attitude than your current one at Shuang.)

 

 

 

 

 

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On 10/23/2024 at 9:57 AM, Thegreatestshowman said:

Omg, I only came here to read some comments but boy, the info here sounds like you guys worked or are from there.
 

Elvin is the skinny guy? Heard from my usual therapist say this guy just became PR, a lot of pattern now. Thinks he is better than the rest of them.

 


 Then he have any problem with u . Even he is PR or work permit he pattern with he boss why you busybody he things.  

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