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I told the HR about owing my collegue money and need to catch up with him. The stubborn HR refused and told me that she will call my colleague and send him the money on my behalf. Afraid she will screw things up, I retracted and told her I might have the number already. With the last hope gone, that crazy new short fat bitch who just joined kept smiling at me...gosh! I was freakd out.

I will reward $150 hard cash to anyone who have any leak the whereabout based on the description of my colleauge. A specific hint, he has a mild dimple on his ...hmmm...right cheek. Unfortunately he didn't smile alot, if you see someone who is smooth, not a single pimple on his face, in his 40s, walked like a virgin. Than give him a little jiggle and see if the dimple came ou. Inform me immediately here. Otherwise I will check with boss for little more info.

Thanks for reading.

First, u shouldn't hate on someone just because of your own fault. N she even have a decency to smile at you.

N how are they supposed to find some 40yo when they didn't even know how his face looks like. Believe it or not dimples are not a rare thing. Give more description like height, weight, special feature, habit, what he use as transportation, BL bla bla...

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Omg u ment u went out dinner and everything after all that and you didn't even ask for his number? Tot you even showed him your room.. SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR FUCKING LOUSY STORY. First you sounded like a predator stalking your 20yr old young prey.. then you manage to invite him to dinner and even to your place, WITHOUT KNOWING HIS NUMBER?!?!?! Then now you are a fucking crying pussy which to me feels like a 3 yr old girl that lost one of her favourite Barbie doll. Seriously u can go jump off 20 story and slit your own throat on the way down. Please learn to construct better story in your after life. Dumb fucker. I wouldn't even go into some elses car if I didn't have a level of comfort.. that level surpasses me know his bloody name and number. _|_ you.

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Apologies for the double post.

I am guessing no matter how fucked up ur story is you still get people entertaining you. Must have love the attention ah. Doesn't matter good comments or bad comments... It just excites you a lot to get replies hor. I bet u enjoyed my trashing.

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Then u have all the guest coming in giving you all the "moral support" which most probably I think it's the same person. Self act self scripted kind of thing...

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Then u have all the guest coming in giving you all the "moral support" which most probably I think it's the same person. Self act self scripted kind of thing...

Tsk!!!  you gets very excited. Calm down dude, nothing is impossible. See how things pen up here. Sit back and relax.

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I told the HR about owing my collegue money and need to catch up with him. The stubborn HR refused and told me that she will call my colleague and send him the money on my behalf.  Afraid she will screw things up, I retracted and told her I might have the number already.  With the last hope gone, that crazy new short fat bitch who just joined kept smiling at me...gosh! I was freakd out.

 

I will reward $150 hard cash to anyone who have any leak the whereabout based on the description of my colleauge.  A specific hint, he has a mild dimple on his ...hmmm...right cheek. Unfortunately he didn't smile alot, if you see someone who is smooth, not a single pimple on his face, in his 40s, walked like a virgin. Than give him a little jiggle and see if the dimple came ou. Inform me immediately here.  Otherwise I will check with boss for little more info.

 

Thanks for reading.

 

Might as well give him the $150 instead of giving it to us ?  I am sure he will call you to say thanks or call you to ask why.

 

In his 40s and walked like a virgin ?   haha, there are so many in Singapore.

 

 

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Might as well give him the $150 instead of giving it to us ? I am sure he will call you to say thanks or call you to ask why.

In his 40s and walked like a virgin ? haha, there are so many in Singapore.

hahahahahahehhehehehehhuhihuhuhuhu....u mean guys or gals?lolx

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Do you know his full name? Search for his linkedin or Facebook account and leave a message there. Do you have his photo? Instead of ask HR for phone number, ask his team or department member. Say you want to catch up with him because didnt know it was his last day.

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I believe your story is real. But...

There is but.

You claimed you are so manly but I thing you are just like girl. Guys are very proactive. Girls are waiting passively. You dont have guts to ask his number or just be direct to him. You screw so many opportunities. Time kills.

I am an upset reader.

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I believe your story is real. But...

There is but.

You claimed you are so manly but I thing you are just like girl. Guys are very proactive. Girls are waiting passively. You dont have guts to ask his number or just be direct to him. You screw so many opportunities. Time kills.

I am an upset reader.

True, he is manly and didn't even tell his colleague he is gay too. How on earth does his colleague know whether he is gay?  Personally, I dare not approach a manly guy if I do not know whether he is gay.  What if he turned around and scold me for being a pervert if I approached him?  Just hope that the new fat bitch in his company tendered and the boss will call back his previous colleague - if he is not yet found a job.

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True, he is manly and didn't even tell his colleague he is gay too. How on earth does his colleague know whether he is gay? Personally, I dare not approach a manly guy if I do not know whether he is gay. What if he turned around and scold me for being a pervert if I approached him? Just hope that the new fat bitch in his company tendered and the boss will call back his previous colleague - if he is not yet found a job.

Maybe the manly Fcuker slowly find the fat bitch attractive and will also want to date her out to bang her in Part 2 of this drama.
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I believe your story is real. But...

There is but.

You claimed you are so manly but I thing you are just like girl. Guys are very proactive. Girls are waiting passively. You dont have guts to ask his number or just be direct to him. You screw so many opportunities. Time kills.

I am an upset reader.

 

That's why he is called the Fucker.  He fucked up the whole damn thing.

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He was given a chance when invited to dinner n his home, how come he didn't take advantage of that. I want to give him my sympathy but he already missed his chance.

 

Initially, after reading your explanation, I have to strongly disagree with you that you need to fuck the person immediately on the first meet out dinner.   Than, I began to study the whole story and I was wrong. The feminine guy admitted to him he is gay and that is an invitation offered to the whole world and right inside the fucker bedroom, but the fucker missed the opportunity.  Apparently not a very street smart person.

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Should I give up searching needle in a haysack?

if u really like him, u should not give up. But again i dunno once u lay ur hands on him already, will u look for another. If it is just ur lust, i suggest u give up and dun hurt him. If u can take care of him forever, u will not give up.

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if u really like him, u should not give up. But again i dunno once u lay ur hands on him already, will u look for another. If it is just ur lust, i suggest u give up and dun hurt him. If u can take care of him forever, u will not give up.

I thought of resuming my cruising during free time. But the thought of him being TOPPED by someone else (in his workplace or elsewhere) other than me.....hurts. Hard to forget about him so soon,

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I thought of resuming my cruising during free time. But the thought of him being TOPPED by someone else (in his workplace or elsewhere) other than me.....hurts. Hard to forget about him so soon,

All I can say is u have missed ur chance.

But I believe destiny, who knows u might bump into him in somewhere one day. Dont miss the chance again if that happens. Good luck.

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I believe your story is real. But...

There is but.

You claimed you are so manly but I thing you are just like girl. Guys are very proactive. Girls are waiting passively. You dont have guts to ask his number or just be direct to him. You screw so many opportunities. Time kills.

I am an upset reader.

 

This FCUKER Acted like prissy little 5 year old girl

Nowadays we had facebook.,wechat,instagram  and gosh

such an idiot

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I thought of resuming my cruising during free time. But the thought of him being TOPPED by someone else (in his workplace or elsewhere) other than me.....hurts. Hard to forget about him so soon,

 

Just find another hole ,as simple as that

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This FCUKER Acted like prissy little 5 year old girl

Nowadays we had facebook.,wechat,instagram and gosh

such an idiot

Exactly. We have so many social media nowadays, i dont think it is so hard to find back a person, unless he doesnt even know the name of his ex-colleague. Oops XP
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Fuck it!!!!  This morning went back to office and saw a new fat short bitch sitting at my deary chair.   My colleague has resigned!!!!!

 

I am devastated.  No mood to work today.

 

I wronged him.  It make sense now, last Monday his lunch with boss was a treat from boss and I was jealous the whole week and wasted the opportunity by putting on a face. He did took a final gaze at me on Friday and greeted me, but I simply mumbled a light greeting.  He probably wanted to let me know that I will be seeing him the last time before I go on Jakarta trip. 

 

If Friday was his last day, that mean he has already tendered his resignation during our last dinner near a month ago?  He probably would want to have sex with me knowing he will no longer be with the company and he followed me home after admitting he is gay and stared at my king size bed?

Ok cool. So now you think that he is going to have sex with you becoz of your bed??? thats cool i guess. And this seem so fake. We have no idea who the hell this fella is. And you eant to pay us. Is this a troll?

 

I can’t help putting all this mystery puzzle together.  What was he thinking then?

 

I screwed up in the end not knowing what was in my colleague mind!!!

 

I don't know where to find him now.  The HR is very difficult to deal with and unwilling to disclose any confidential information.

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I think he belongs to someone else. It is all in destiny.  Hopefully, he find his true loves and the person who TOPPED him doesn't give him any diseases.  If someday he may being found, doesn't mean he will like me anymore.

 

Moderator, please lock the thread. I don't want to be reminded of lost opportunity.

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I am a disappointed reader. You definitely could have handled this better. Sure, maybe you felt it was a little too quick/despo to fuck him on that first night, but one would think that you, at least, would've gotten his number or something. Or Facebook. Or MSN. Or whatever.

But then again, i guess you can't be totally blammed. Things just didn't seem to want to work out well. You kept having overseas postings.

In any case, though, I wish you all the best. Though, I would hope that you try a few more times before giving up. And if you ever find him, please don't hurt him. All along, has he been to you just a potential fuck or something more? You never answered this question posed by some forumers, even till now.

And, no, I'm not the OP. Mods should be able to see my IP.

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I  All along, has he been to you just a potential fuck or something more? You never answered this question posed by some forumers, even till now.

And, no, I'm not the OP. Mods should be able to see my IP.

I wanted to try him, in every relationship it always started with trying so that it makes a relationship work.  Anyway, I wanted to get over all these soonest. It hurts to think that a month ago, I would have make love with him already, in my king size bed, and him sucking my dick...*sigh*. Now, the ending is so different and dissappointing.  Better lock this thread to forget everything now.

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I wanted to try him, in every relationship it always started with trying so that it makes a relationship work. Anyway, I wanted to get over all these soonest. It hurts to think that a month ago, I would have make love with him already, in my king size bed, and him sucking my dick...*sigh*. Now, the ending is so different and dissappointing. Better lock this thread to forget everything now.

If he is staying there, he will sure patronize this food center. Go wait for him there la.

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I went through a similar situation before. I had a huge crush on my colleague. We got into the job almost at the same time, and quickly got very close together. We were just friends for 5 years before that, but just normal friends. But at the office, we had become such good friends to each other, hanging out together etc etc. 

 

He was very mainly, taller than me, and he always put his hand wrapped around my shoulder when we walked. I knew that he was a homophobic person, so I didn't really say that I like him. However, one day, when we were having lunch together, he told me a little secret (nothing related to gay stuff). At that point, I just confessed to him that I am gay, and I used to have a crush on him. (I have always loved him till now, but I don't want to creep him out, so that's why I said I used to like him).

 

I was afraid that he might run away from him, but he didn't. I have a feeling that he might like me, but perhaps was too afraid to confess. We were still friends for a while. Then, due to certain circumstances, I hooked up with another man.

 

My crush resigned from the office and worked somewhere else. He always complained about not liking the work, so I don't think if he resigned because of me. He didn't know that I had a boyfriend already at that time. At his last day, I hugged his body tightly, and he let me did that. Tears fell from my eyes. 

 

Up until now, I still have that strong feelings towards him. Whenever I miss him, I just look at his FB or blog. I blocked him on whatsapp and other social media, because it is sometimes too painful.

 

Sometimes when I stumbled upon him, he put his hand on my shoulder, just like the old days. 

 

But well, shit happens. We would always want something that we cannot have. Until now, I'm never sure if he likes me also or not. 

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Your case is kinda different. You already confessed, then u block him out when he still prob want to stay in touch. You cried for no reason when u could still see him so its not his fault. In fucker case, he only missed him cause he missed the goodie. Once he get a bite of his colleague, he'll be quick on his feet to leave.

I went through a similar situation before. I had a huge crush on my colleague. We got into the job almost at the same time, and quickly got very close together. We were just friends for 5 years before that, but just normal friends. But at the office, we had become such good friends to each other, hanging out together etc etc.

He was very mainly, taller than me, and he always put his hand wrapped around my shoulder when we walked. I knew that he was a homophobic person, so I didn't really say that I like him. However, one day, when we were having lunch together, he told me a little secret (nothing related to gay stuff). At that point, I just confessed to him that I am gay, and I used to have a crush on him. (I have always loved him till now, but I don't want to creep him out, so that's why I said I used to like him).

I was afraid that he might run away from him, but he didn't. I have a feeling that he might like me, but perhaps was too afraid to confess. We were still friends for a while. Then, due to certain circumstances, I hooked up with another man.

My crush resigned from the office and worked somewhere else. He always complained about not liking the work, so I don't think if he resigned because of me. He didn't know that I had a boyfriend already at that time. At his last day, I hugged his body tightly, and he let me did that. Tears fell from my eyes.

Up until now, I still have that strong feelings towards him. Whenever I miss him, I just look at his FB or blog. I blocked him on whatsapp and other social media, because it is sometimes too painful.

Sometimes when I stumbled upon him, he put his hand on my shoulder, just like the old days.

But well, shit happens. We would always want something that we cannot have. Until now, I'm never sure if he likes me also or not.

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I had sort of 1 night stand with a colleague but to my surprise he is kinda premature as he finish soon after i touch his sac. We tried to carry on but he finished again after i stroking his dick less than a minute. Now i dont really how to face him in office as i think i would be super awkward.

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I had sort of 1 night stand with a colleague but to my surprise he is kinda premature as he finish soon after i touch his sac. We tried to carry on but he finished again after i stroking his dick less than a minute. Now i dont really how to face him in office as i think i would be super awkward.

Dun worry. He should be the one feeling awkward as he has premature ejaculation
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Fucked a guy in the sauna, the shiok feelings is short lasting. Wish my ex-colleague didn't resign so soon after he joined. I hope I didn't scare.  But he is a nice guy, good for fuck. The affinity is there because he helped me carry my snack home, cleaned the table for the cleaner, close my car-door gently, admitted he is gay openly and followed me home. Still wondering what was in his mind when he stared at my giant size bed....*sigh*.

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I recently attended our 50 reunion of our primary 6 school friends. And I met this guy that I had a crush on when we were 12. Now I find myself still attracted to him.... Though we are both married with kids and grand kids!

I have been eyeing him for months, He looks too perfect, his looks, his performance has always been above average to the liking of my boss. He gets along well with most female colleagues and highly efficient. He always appeared less stressful in work than me.

He didn't know I am gay, because I am very manly. I think, he has a thing for me because he likes to stare at my crotch everytime I cross his way. That probably give him away as a bottom? Once during meeting I was sitting with my legs wide opened, I noticed him leering between my legs occassionally. I think the chance is high, but I am waiting for time to bring him to bed and give him a good fuck and hear him scream. I am thinking of strategy, but haven't come out with any plan yet. The last try was joked to him about getting topped by man, and he rolled his eyes on me. As colleague, it is quite difficult to advance, in case he complained to boss and my career is ruined. The other problems is, whenever I followed him to the washroom to pee, in the hope to get his attention on the size of my dick, he always used a cubicle and lock up, is he pretending to be shy or is he quietly masturbating inside? I wish to think so,,,,hard to judge the guy. But everytime I look at him, my dick is itching and get errected easily. I yearned to bring him home and give him a fuck like never before.

Anyone here can help me think of a plan?

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