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[clementi]

Joke: Drunk Driver

 

I stopped a drunk driver, and asked him to walk the white line. He said I’m not drunk. I'll walk that wire fence over there. I said ok, and he climbed onto the fence took a couple steps, and fell inside the fence. A large bull with huge horns butted him, he grabbed the horns, and they went around for several minutes.

 

 

The bull finally threw him into the road, and he got up looked at me and said, "See I told you I wasn't drunk if I was I would have taken that bicycle away from that fellow".
 

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Grilling Remarks

 

 

A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.

 

So the man says to his wife “Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill!” She ignores the remark.

 

Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, “If you think I’m gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken.”

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Wonderful Hours

 

 

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I’m stumped.”

 

 

His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled!” So the first fella did just that.

 

The next day his buddy asked, “Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?”

“She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, ‘I’ll see you in two hours’.”

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Just married

 

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened…but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.

In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.

 

“Your honour, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.”

 

“That must have hurt,” said the judge.

 

“No kidding,” said the best man. “I broke three of my fingers.”

 

[worldangel]

Joke: The Tired Robber

 

 

The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, “then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?” ”Yes, your honour.”

“And why was that?” “Because my wife wanted a dress.”

The judge check with his records, “But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”

“Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times.”

 

[worldangel]

Joke: The Crook

 

An inebriated crook had a little problem and ended up at the police station.

“Couldn’t you get that crook to confess to the crime?” asked the police chief.

“We tried everything, Sir. We browbeat and badgered him with every question we could think of.”

“How did he respond?

He just dozed off and said now and then: “Yes, Dear. You are perfectly right.”

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Just been robbed

 

 

The policeman was interviewing the man whose store had just been robbed.

“It’s bad,” said the owner, “but it’s not as bad as it would have been if he’d robbed me yesterday.”

“Why is that?” the policeman asked

“Because today everything was on sale.”
 

[iamziz]

[worldangel]

Joke: Dentist

 

A man went into a dentist and said "how much will it cost to have teeth taken out" "$90" said the dentist "that’s ridiculous" said the man.”

 

I could lose the anesthetic and it would cost $60" "that’s still to expensive,” said the man "if I don't use any anesthesia I could knock the price down to $20".

 

Still to much" said the man.” Well one of my students can do it for $10" said the dentist "perfect" said the man "book my wife for next Tuesday".

 

[worldangel]

Joke: In-laws

 

 

A newly wed couple had just had an argument coming home from the reception. Driving along in silence they pass a farm with all kinds of animals on it.

 

Breaking the silence, the husband asks: "Relatives?" and without missing a beat the wife replies: "Yes, in-laws."

 

Joke: Marriage Lives

 

 

Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes.

 

The Chad said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word.”

“Wow!’ said Sherman, “how did you manage that?”

“It’s easy,” replied Chad. “My last word is always ‘Yes, Dear.’”

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Don’t know whom to fire

 

 

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, “We’re making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off.” Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, “Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don’t know whom to fire.”

 

 

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, “Barbara, I’ve got a problem. You see, I’ve got to lay you or Jack off and I don’t know what to do?” Barbara replied, “You’d better jack off. I’ve got a headache.”

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Old Women

 

There was this old woman who heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses.” She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, “Do you have “Two Lips and Seven Kisses?”

 

The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, “No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!”

 

So the woman asked, “Is this a record?”

 

To which the man replied, “No, its average!”

 

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Funny bull pills

 

 

A farmer goes in half with a friend to buy a bull so he can increase his stock. A couple of weeks later the friend comes by to see how his investment is doing.

 

The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won’t look at the cows. His friend suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.

 

The following week his friend returns to see if the vet helped. The farmer looks delighted: “The bull has taken care of all my cows, broke through the fence, and has even serviced all my neighbour’s cows!

 

“Wow,” says his friend, “what did the vet do to that bull?” “Just gave him some pills’” said the farmer. “What kind of pills?” asked his friend. “I don’t know, but they sort of taste like peppermint.”

 

[iamziz]

[worldangel]

Joke: One-way street

 

A man was driving the wrong way down a one-way street. He was stopped by a policeman. “This is a one-way street,” said the officer. “I know,” said the motorist, “I’m only going one way.”

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Trooper

 

 

A fellow is trying out his new sports car; driving at 80 mph he sees a state patrol car in his mirror; he drives faster to 95 mph...the police car is right behind him; brings it up to 110 mph and the police car is right on his tail...finally, he stops; the trooper comes up to his car as asks "what's your story" the trooper continues; every time I stop someone going as fast as you were, they have some kind of story.

 

He tells the trooper; "actually, I have a story but you wouldn't believe it" the trooper says "try me"...He then tells the trooper: "three months ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper...I thought you were him bringing her back!!

 

[worldangel]

Joke: I’ve lost my cat

 

“Hi, police department? I’ve lost my cat and …
“Sorry lady, this is not a police job, we are too busy…

“But you don’t understand… this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human.
He can practically talk.”

“Well, you’d better hang up, lady. He may be trying to call you right now.”
 

[worldangel]

Joke: Living will

 

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will”

"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.

 

[worldangel]

Joke: While on business trip

 

 

A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return he calls his brother.

Brother 1: So how is my cat doing?

Brother 2: He's Dead

 

Brother 1: He's Dead! What do you mean He's Dead! I loved that cat. Couldn't you think of a nicer way to tell me! I'm leaving in 3 days. You could of broke me to the news easier. You could of told me today that she got out of the house or something. Then when I called before I left you could of told me, Well, we found her but she is up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down. Then when I call you from the airport you could of told me, The Fire Department was there and scared her off the roof and the cat died when it hit the ground.

 

Brother 2: I'm sorry...you're right...that was insensitive I won't let it happen again.

Brother 1: Alright, alright, forget about it. Anyway, how is Mom doing?

Brother 2: She's up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down.

[clementi]

Joke: Yes, Dear

 

Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. The Chad said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word.”

“Wow!’ said Sherman, “how did you manage that?”

“It’s easy,” replied Chad. “My last word is always ‘Yes, Dear.’”
 

 

[clementi]

Joke: In-laws

 

A newly wed couple had just had an argument coming home from the reception.

 

Driving along in silence they pass a farm with all kinds of animals on it.

 

Breaking the silence, the husband asks: "Relatives?" and without missing a beat the wife replies: "Yes, in-laws."

 

[clementi]

Joke: Appointment with Dentist

 

 

A man went into a dentist and said "how much will it cost to have teeth taken out" "$90" said the dentist "that’s ridiculous" said the man.” I could lose the anesthetic and it would cost $60" "that’s still to expensive,” said the man "if I don't use any anesthesia I could knock the price down to $20".

 

Still to much" said the man.” Well one of my students can do it for $10" said the dentist "perfect" said the man "book my wife for next Tuesday".

 

[clementi]

Joke: Chair?

 

Harry and Esther are out shopping one morning when Esther says, "Darling, it's my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She said she would like something electric."

Harry replies, "How about a chair?"

 

 

[clementi]

Joke: Easily explained

 

 

A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to have sex with him for the past six months.

 

The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is.

 

The following day, the wife goes to the doctor’s office. The doctor asks her what’s wrong, why doesn’t she want to have sex with her husband?

 

“Oh, that’s easily explained. For the past six months,” the wife says, “I’ve been taking a cab to work every morning. I don’t have any money. The cab driver asks me, ‘Are you going to pay today, or what?’ So, I take an ‘or what’.”

 

“Then, when I get to work,” she continues, “I’m late, so the boss asks me, ‘Are we going to write this down in the book, or what?’ So, I take an ‘or what’.

 

I take a cab to go home after work and, as usual, I have no money. The cab driver asks me again, ‘So, are you going to pay this time, or what?’ Again, I take an ‘or what’.

 

So you see, doc, by the time I get home I’m all tired out and don’t want it anymore.”

“Yes, I see,” replies the doctor. “So, are we going to tell your husband, or what?”

[worldangel]

Joke: Marriage Counseling

 

 

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh! We’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college, and I majored in theater arts.

He communicates really well, and I just act like I'm listening."
 

[worldangel]

Joke: Always been a doubt

 

 

A man is talking to his best friend about married life.

“You know,” he says, “I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me. But there’s always that doubt.”

His friend says, “Yeah, I know what you mean.”

 

A couple of weeks later the man has to go out of town on business. Before he goes, he gets together with his friend.

 

 

“While I’m away, could you do me a favor? Could you watch my house and see if there is anything fishy going on? I mean, I trust my wife but there’s always that doubt.”

The friend agrees to help out, and the man leaves town.

Two weeks later he comes back and meets his friend.

“So did anything happen?”

“I have some bad news for you,” says the friend.

 

 

“The day after you left I saw a strange car pull up in front of your house. The horn honked and your wife ran out and got into the car and they drove away. Later, after dark, the car came back. I saw your wife and a strange man get out. They went into the house and I saw a light go on, so I ran over and looked in the window. Your wife was kissing the man. Then he took off his shirt. Then she took off her blouse. Then they turned off the light.”

 

 

“Then what happened?” says the man.

“I don’t know. It was too dark to see.”

“Damn, you see what I mean? There’s always that doubt.”

 

 

[worldangel]

Joke: American beer

 

This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex.

“Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small,” he says.

The doctor asks him which drink he prefers.

 

Well, American beer,” he replies quite bemused.

“Aaaahhh. There’s your problem, it shrinks things, those silly American beers.. you should try drinking Guinness.

That makes things grow.”

 

 

Two months later the chap returns to the doctor with a big smile on his face.

He shakes the doctor by the hand and thanks him.

 

 

“I take it you now drink Guinness?” asked the doctor.

“Oh no, Doc,” replies the man, “but I’ve got the wife on American beer!”

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Growing wild

 

 

Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.

 

One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it.

He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the sand except for the one part sticking out.

 

Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, “There really is no justice in this world.”

 

The other little old lady says, “What do you mean?”

The first little old lady says, “Look at that.”

 

 

“When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it.”

“When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it.”

“When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it.”

“When I was 40 years old, I asked for it.”

“When I was 50 years old, I paid for it.”

“When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it.”

“When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it.”

“And now that I’m 80, the damned things are growing wild!!”

[clementi]

Joke: An hour of pleasure

 

 

The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on sexual morality.

 

“We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation,” she said, “ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?”

 

A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, “Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?”

[clementi]

Joke: Prison guard

 

A man was applying for a job as a prison guard.

 

The warden said, “Now these are real tough guys in here.”

 

Do you can handle it?” “No problem,” the applicant replied, “If they don’t behave, out they go!”

[clementi]

Joke: Overpopulation

 

A couple is reading the paper, the wife says: This article on overpopulation of the world says that somewhere in the world there is a woman having a baby every four seconds!

 

Her husband not to appear uninterested said; I think they ought to find that woman and stop her!

 

[clementi]

Joke: Speeding

 

 

A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman.

 

He asked, "Why was I pulled over when I wasn't the only one speeding."

 

The police replied, "Have you ever been fishing?"

 

The man then said, "yes". "Have you ever caught all the fish?" asked the policeman

 

 

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Holiday dinner

 

 

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line.

She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey.

 

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with “Merry Christmas” up on her left thigh.

 

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, “If you don’t mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?”

 

She says “I’m sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there’s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!”

[worldangel]

Joke: A rope and two knots

 

 

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.

After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex.

 

The new bride asks, “What are them cows up to honey?”

The husband, a bit flustered, answers, “Why can’t you see? Them cows, they’re roping!”

She replies, “Oh, I see!”

 

After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex.

Again the bride asks, “What are them horses doing honey?”

 

The husband answers again, “Them horses, they’re roping!”

She replies, “Oh, I see!”

 

Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to explore each other’s bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband’s penis.

“Oh my!” she cries, “What is that?”

 

“Well, darlin’” he chuckles proudly, “That’s ma’rope!”

She slides her hands down further and gasps, “Oh my goodness! What are those?” she asks.

 

“Honey, those’re my knots!” he answers.

Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says, “Stop honey, wait a minute!”

 

Her husband, panting a little, asks, “What’s the matter honey, am I hurting you?”

“No,” the bride replies, “undo them damn knots, I need more rope!”

 

 

 

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Flat tummy

 

There was a small boy who was put to bed by his parents. The boy had a nightmare, and got out of bed to go to his parents room.

 

When he got there, he saw mommy bouncing up and down on daddy. When his dad noticed him in the doorway, the kid ran away.

 

The mother got off and got dressed quickly, and went to the boy’s room. He was in his bed, and he asked, “Mommy, what were you doing to daddy?”

 

The mother replied, “Well, your father has noticed his belly getting bigger, and I was just trying to flatten his tummy for him by bouncing on it.”

 

“Oh, that’s what you were doing. But you’re wasting your time mommy.” The boy said.

“Oh, and why is that?” The mom asked.

 

“Because everyday when you leave for work, the neighbour lady comes over, gets on her knees and blows it right back up again.

 

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Pregnant with my child

 

 

An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling.

“I’ve got an eighteen-year old bride who’s pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?”

 

The Doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, “Well, let me tell you a story. I know of a guy who’s an avid hunter. He never misses a season.

But one day he’s in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.

 

So he’s walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezed the handle. BAM !

 

The beaver drops dead in front of him.

 

“That’s impossible!”, says the old man in disbelief, “Someone else must have shot that beaver.”

The Doctor says, “My point exactly.”

 

[worldangel]

Joke: To the office

Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

 

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Kids at the wedding

 

 

At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.

The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."

[worldangel]

Joke: I have great news for you

 

 

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.

He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Husband Picture

 

 

The husband says to his wife, "You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?"

She says, "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

He smirks and replies, "You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

She calmly replies, "Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'"

[worldangel]

Joke: 50 years

 

 

There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know,"

The old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!!!!

 

[iamziz]

[worldangel]

Joke: Will you marry me...

 

There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. Now, one evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered up his courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"

After a dramatic pause and precisely six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered. "Yes. Yes, I will."

 

 

The meal ended and with a few more pleasant exchanges and they went to their respective places.

 

 

Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?"

He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her.

 

 

First, he explained to her that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"

He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart."

 

Then she continued, "And I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me."

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Shut Up and Trouble were walking ...

Shut Up and Trouble were walking down a path. Trouble got lost. So, Shut Up went to the police officer. The police officer asked, "What's your name?"

He answered, "Shut Up."

He asked again "What's your name?"

"Shut Up."

The police officer asked, "Are you looking for trouble?!"

"Yeah, I lost him down a path about two miles ago."

 

 

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Charge by the inch

Having had one too many, a bar drinker was beginning to display an ugly side.

An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her, "Hey! How about it babe? You and me?"

 

As she got up to move, he said loudly, "Honey, you sure look like you could use the money, but I don't have an extra two dollars."

She looked back and replied just as loudly, "What makes you think I charge by the inch?"

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Name the animals...

 

 

The first-grade teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name. She held up a picture of a lamb, and a little girl said, "That's a sheep!"

"That's right!" said the teacher. "How about THIS one?" she said, holding up a picture of the king of beasts.

 

 

"That's a lion!" answered a little boy.

 

"Right!" said the teacher. Then she held up a picture of a deer. No one volunteered an answer. She tried to help. "What does your mother call your father?"

 

 

Johnny said, "I know! That's a lazy old goat!" 

[worldangel]

Joke: On their second night after ...

On their second night after the wedding, the two blissful newlyweds shut off the lights and crawl under the sheets. Turning anxiously towards his bride, he tenderly informs his wife that tonight he wants a hand job instead of the usual stuff. She, being the proper girl that she is, had absolutely no idea what a "hand job" was. So, she gets out of bed, puts on her robe and heads for the phone to call her mom.

"Mom," she says, "My new hubby wants a hand job and I don't know what he means."

"Oh, Honey," says her mother, "that's real simple. Just grab his thing and shake it like you were trying to get ketchup out of a bottle."

"Gee, Mom, that's easy enough," she replies. So she hangs up the phone, removes her robe and crawls back into the sack. She snuggles up to her lover, grabs his thing firmly with one hand and starts beating the end with the other.

 

 

 

 

[worldangel]

Joke: A guy is walking down a beach ...

 

A guy is walking down a beach some where and sees a lamp. He picks it up, rubs it and out pops a Genie.

The genie says, "I will grant you three wishes, but since I know you hate your mother-in-law I will give her twice as much.

The guy thought about it and said, " I wish for $10,000,000.

 

The genie said, "OK, but I have to give your mother-in-law $20,000,000. Poof, it was done. "What is your second wish?"

"I wish for 50 pounds of the world’s finest gems", says the guy.

 

"I shall grant your wish but I must give your mother-in-law 100 pounds of the world’s finest gems". Poof, it was done. "And your final wish would be???"

 

The guy thought about it and replied, "I wish you would beat me half to death".

 

 

[iamziz]

[clementi]

Joke: College Pride

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a check-up. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest.

"How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweat shirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a check-up. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.

"Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweat shirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a check-up. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.

"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"