Guest Madhu Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 A while ago at the party so I was a show off with my friends. We can't fiind a bottle opener for the sodas and beers so I tried to open one using my teeth but with full force, one of my tooth fell and my gums bleed a lot. How come it look so easy from those videos I found online? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Madhu Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 It should be 'without' a bottle opener. Sorry, it still hurt and a bit numb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonelyboy90 Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 kum gong Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upshot Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 ** Comments are my opinions, same as yours. It's not a 'Be-All-and-End-All' view. Intent's to thought-provoke, validate, reiterate and yes, even correct. Opinion to consider but agree to disagree. I don't enjoy conflicted exchanges, empty bravado or egoistical chest pounding. It's never personal, tribalistic or with malice. Frank by nature, means, I never bend the truth. Views are to broaden understanding - Updated: Nov 2021. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixorn Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 Real tips. If it's wine bottle.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alibaba Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 Just say "Open Sesame" and voila my friend. c: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tough-guy Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 Doing silly things will end up injuring your self. Take this as a good lesson not to believe everything you watch or read over the Internet. upshot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheOne Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 1. Insert bottle, cap first into your asshole. 2. Tighten sphincter muscle and with a quick twisting action pull bottle out of your asshole. Guaranteed to impress at parties and your teeth won't chip off nor gums bleed. kingbitch and tough-guy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tough-guy Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 3 hours ago, Guest TheOne said: 1. Insert bottle, cap first into your asshole. 2. Tighten sphincter muscle and with a quick twisting action pull bottle out of your asshole. Guaranteed to impress at parties and your teeth won't chip off nor gums bleed. True....true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cutejack Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 3 hours ago, Guest TheOne said: 1. Insert bottle, cap first into your asshole. 2. Tighten sphincter muscle and with a quick twisting action pull bottle out of your asshole. Guaranteed to impress at parties and your teeth won't chip off nor gums bleed. Bad example. 1)ppl will think yr hole very loose until cap can go in 2) later the tops afraid u might pull.off their french cap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fab Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Google patpong show. 鍾意就好，理佢男定女 never argue with the guests. let them bark all they want. 结缘不结怨 解怨不解缘 After I have said what I wanna say, I don't care what you say. 看穿不说穿 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upshot Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 4 hours ago, fab said: Google patpong show. The hide a contraption inside their vagina which they will hold down hard with vaginal muscle and then anchor the bottle cap just inside the lip to open the cap. ** Comments are my opinions, same as yours. It's not a 'Be-All-and-End-All' view. Intent's to thought-provoke, validate, reiterate and yes, even correct. Opinion to consider but agree to disagree. I don't enjoy conflicted exchanges, empty bravado or egoistical chest pounding. It's never personal, tribalistic or with malice. Frank by nature, means, I never bend the truth. Views are to broaden understanding - Updated: Nov 2021. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fab Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 3 hours ago, upshot said: The hide a contraption inside their vagina which they will hold down hard with vaginal muscle and then anchor the bottle cap just inside the lip to open the cap. ? 鍾意就好，理佢男定女 never argue with the guests. let them bark all they want. 结缘不结怨 解怨不解缘 After I have said what I wanna say, I don't care what you say. 看穿不说穿 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest VincentLee Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 What do you mean by patpong? Is it a bottle opener? Where to buy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Corey Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 You can use spoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glyph Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 Just "hook" the cap onto any edge you can find and give it a good smack. Don't do it on a surface you don't wanna scratch, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 I usually use an edge of a hard surface, either that or with another bottle. Works just fine. I came. I saw. I kongkek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Muthu Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 On 27/11/2016 at 11:54 PM, Guest Madhu said: A while ago at the party so I was a show off with my friends. We can't fiind a bottle opener for the sodas and beers so I tried to open one using my teeth but with full force, one of my tooth fell and my gums bleed a lot. How come it look so easy from those videos I found online? Yes you failed the first time and you did not keep trying with your remains teeth over and over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mary Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Why create such topic huh ? Just go youtube and u will have answers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fab Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 38 minutes ago, Guest Mary said: Why create such topic huh ? Just go youtube and u will have answers Not the first, won't be the last. 鍾意就好，理佢男定女 never argue with the guests. let them bark all they want. 结缘不结怨 解怨不解缘 After I have said what I wanna say, I don't care what you say. 看穿不说穿 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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