Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 你们说，有没有缺德男，为了我的青春肉体，或是报复，故意有性病不说，想传给我或别人呢？ 我苦苦思索....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fab Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 妳可以说不？ Quote 鍾意就好，理佢男定女 never argue with the guests. let them bark all they want. 结缘不结怨 解怨不解缘 After I have said what I wanna say, I don't care what you say. 看穿不说穿 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 要是知道有病当然说:"不不不不不......."，但之前不知道嘛!!!! 臭男人 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 要是早知道，嘴巴哪里敢张，手哪里敢抓，双脚哪里敢开？？？ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 那你是中招了吧！ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 脏子姨 Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 10 hours ago, Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 said: 你们说，有没有缺德男，为了我的青春肉体，或是报复，故意有性病不说，想传给我或别人呢？ 我苦苦思索....... 你是公交车 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, Guest 脏子姨 said: 你是公交车 人人能上， Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 6 hours ago, Guest guest said: 人人能上 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 零治零 Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 11:42 PM, Guest guest said: 人人能上， 有買車票才能上喔⋯⋯ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 On 10/26/2018 at 8:44 PM, Guest 零治零 said: 有買車票才能上喔⋯⋯ 先上了车， 补票不补票， 要看老爷有没有爆浆。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 果树先 Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 5 hours ago, Guest guest said: 先上了车， 补票不补票， 要看老爷有没有爆浆。 爆浆？哈 滴滴少得可怜，几乎没有 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 On 10/28/2018 at 9:13 AM, Guest 果树先 said: 爆浆？哈 滴滴少得可怜，几乎没有 哪里管爆不爆浆，最重要上车前买票!!!! 呐，我有三种配套: 头等舱，这是全套票，手、口、黑风洞、菊花台，设施全面开放，任玩。 商务舱，手和黑风洞任君使唤。口和菊花台休息不开哦。 经济舱，灵巧双手为客官清热降火，排忧解难噢。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 零治零 Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 13 minutes ago, Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 said: 哪里管爆不爆浆，最重要上车前买票!!!! 呐，我有三种配套: 头等舱，这是全套票，手、口、黑风洞、菊花台，设施全面开放，任玩。 商务舱，手和黑风洞任君使唤。口和菊花台休息不开哦。 经济舱，灵巧双手为客官清热降火，排忧解难噢。 嘻嘻，我还以为冰姐只做廉价唅空，原来是有开放头等娼与商务娼配套的。请问配套有没有包含餐点和免税购物？ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 On 10/28/2018 at 9:13 AM, Guest 果树先 said: 爆浆？哈 滴滴少得可怜，几乎没有 哪里管爆不爆浆，最重要上车前买票!!!! 呐，我有三种配套: 头等舱，这是全套票，手、口、黑风洞、菊花台，设施全面开放，任玩。百分百配合。 商务舱，手和黑风洞任君使唤。口和菊花台休息不开放哦。 经济舱，灵巧双手为客官清热降火，排忧解难噢。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Guest 零治零 said: 嘻嘻，我还以为冰姐只做廉价唅空，原来是有开放头等娼与商务娼配套的。请问配套有没有包含餐点和免税购物？ 好建议，我要搞个配套。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fab Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 黑风洞在这儿没市场呗 Quote 鍾意就好，理佢男定女 never argue with the guests. let them bark all they want. 结缘不结怨 解怨不解缘 After I have said what I wanna say, I don't care what you say. 看穿不说穿 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 慧贤皇贵妃 Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 1:09 PM, Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 said: 你们说，有没有缺德男，为了我的青春肉体，或是报复，故意有性病不说，想传给我或别人呢？ 我苦苦思索....... 大胆妖妇！在冷宫最好给本宫好好反省 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 慎刑司司长 Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 11 hours ago, Guest 慧贤皇贵妃 said: 大胆妖妇！在冷宫最好给本宫好好反省 后宫佳丽三千，皇上干了一个又一个，皇贵妃还是小心为妙，记得叫皇上戴套。只是你就难怀龙胎了。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 13 hours ago, fab said: 黑风洞在这儿没市场呗 一派胡言!!!! 你再妖言惑众，我就叫"里沉"公公掌刮你，你不变猪头不停手。然后再拖你这贱婢去粪坑杖打，盆骨不碎不离坑! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 13 hours ago, Guest 慧贤皇贵妃 said: 大胆妖妇！在冷宫最好给本宫好好反省 闭嘴，你这公交妃，你死了，你身上的性病还活泼乱跳呢！ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Guest 慎刑司司长 said: 后宫佳丽三千，皇上干了一个又一个，皇贵妃还是小心为妙，记得叫皇上戴套。只是你就难怀龙胎了。 皇上每天上的都是我!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 小酸梅 Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 On 12/13/2018 at 9:56 AM, Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 said: 哪里管爆不爆浆，最重要上车前买票!!!! 呐，我有三种配套: 头等舱，这是全套票，手、口、黑风洞、菊花台，设施全面开放，任玩。 商务舱，手和黑风洞任君使唤。口和菊花台休息不开哦。 经济舱，灵巧双手为客官清热降火，排忧解难噢。 冰姐， 您的黑疯洞早已被猛男夷为平地， 怎可能拿来张扬? 小妹有些不解。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 5 hours ago, Guest 小酸梅 said: 冰姐， 您的黑疯洞早已被猛男夷为平地， 怎可能拿来张扬? 小妹有些不解。 我有本事呗，所以张扬，我是豪门，爷们。 你不解，所以你是小酸梅咯 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 菜一Ｏ Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 13 hours ago, Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 said: 我有本事呗，所以张扬，我是豪门，爷们。 你不解，所以你是小酸梅咯 妳淫嘹啰！ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 Posted December 21, 2018 Report Share Posted December 21, 2018 19 hours ago, Guest 菜一Ｏ said: 妳淫嘹啰！ 你这舞娘!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 赵敏郡主 Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 1:09 PM, Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 said: 你们说，有没有缺德男，为了我的青春肉体，或是报复，故意有性病不说，想传给我或别人呢？ 我苦苦思索....... 冷冰老贱货给我听着，本郡主已忍你那臭虮爬很久了。你别把性病传给天下男人 也该偷笑 还敢在这吱吱作响, 自称纯净高贵的让人作呕。 说什么黑风洞，照我 看简直是又大又松连大蓝鲸都嫌洞宽。依照本国处决惯例，你那冰黑烂洞应当场 砸烂以免后患。睁大 眼看看本姑娘，是不是娇美如花，你怕不怕? 怕还不滚出去。 下次再让本郡主碰上我可没这么仁厚了。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 13 hours ago, Guest 赵敏郡主 said: 冷冰老贱货给我听着，本郡主已忍你那臭虮爬很久了。你别把性病传给天下男人 也该偷笑 还敢在这吱吱作响, 自称纯净高贵的让人作呕。 说什么黑风洞，照我 看简直是又大又松连大蓝鲸都嫌洞宽。依照本国处决惯例，你那冰黑烂洞应当场 砸烂以免后患。睁大 眼看看本姑娘，是不是娇美如花，你怕不怕? 怕还不滚出去。 下次再让本郡主碰上我可没这么仁厚了。 赵敏郡主......? 噢.....想起了..... 你不美的，身材很差，武功又不好，死很久了......呸....我不要friend你，滚开。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 周芷若 Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 said: 赵敏郡主......? 噢.....想起了..... 你不美的，身材很差，武功又不好，死很久了......呸....我不要friend你，滚开。 请饭冰婶婶少安毋躁。 以容貌才华我周芷若都输给了小敏姑娘何况是你? 何不封洞，看破红尘，落发为尼，食斋念经 求个来世像赵姑娘那么美如天仙 如何? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 灭绝师太 Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, Guest 周芷若 said: 请饭冰婶婶少安毋躁。 以容貌才华我周芷若都输给了小敏姑娘何况是你? 何不封洞，看破红尘，落发为尼，食斋念经 求个来世像赵姑娘那么美如天仙 如何? 芷若，咱们鹅没派，少跟这些邪门歪道多废唇舌，杀无赦，免得妖女为害江湖。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Guest 周芷若 said: 请饭冰婶婶少安毋躁。 以容貌才华我周芷若都输给了小敏姑娘何况是你? 何不封洞，看破红尘，落发为尼，食斋念经 求个来世像赵姑娘那么美如天仙 如何? 你"粥指弱"脑残，搞不清楚状况。你本来就奇丑，极度惹世人嫌弃厌恶。 但你这怪物没有自知之明，还厚着老脸装可怜，死赖着"长乌鸡"。 你胸前两团老赘肉死贴着"长乌鸡"，他也打从心里唾弃鄙视你。他恨不得为民除害，活生生插瞎你的双眼，再挑断你的手脚筋，让你一辈子趴在粪坑边吃屎喝尿。 所以，当比你美一根汗毛的老姑娘"罩敏"一出现，"长乌鸡"当然果断地选她啦!!!! 你要清楚，错完全在你，不是那贱货"罩敏"行。 你本来早就该自我了断，不应该到跑出来到处吓人的。你比"年"兽更可怕! 真是冤孽! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Guest 灭绝师太 said: 芷若，咱们鹅没派，少跟这些邪门歪道多废唇舌，杀无赦，免得妖女为害江湖。 你这灭绝"师太"最"失态"!!! 人不如其名，根本名不副实嘛。灭绝灭绝，要你灭别人，你又打不过人家，一个"长乌鸡"你都不是对手，你练了几十年的武功，不是愧对师门? 你怎么不把自己灭绝了呀你。 呸。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 白饭沉沉 Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 18 hours ago, Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 said: 你"粥指弱"脑残，搞不清楚状况。你本来就奇丑，极度惹世人嫌弃厌恶。 但你这怪物没有自知之明，还厚着老脸装可怜，死赖着"长乌鸡"。 你胸前两团老赘肉死贴着"长乌鸡"，他也打从心里唾弃鄙视你。他恨不得为民除害，活生生插瞎你的双眼，再挑断你的手脚筋，让你一辈子趴在粪坑边吃屎喝尿。 所以，当比你美一根汗毛的老姑娘"罩敏"一出现，"长乌鸡"当然果断地选她啦!!!! 你要清楚，错完全在你，不是那贱货"罩敏"行。 你本来早就该自我了断，不应该到跑出来到处吓人的。你比"年"兽更可怕! 真是冤孽! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 58 minutes ago, Guest 白饭沉沉 said: 词穷了就找张插图混混! 哼，贱人就是矫情! 尤其是你这种最低级档次的，更是如此。呸!!! 你给我老实点儿，不然，有头睡觉，没头起床!!! 圣诞节本宫不想看到你，你传本宫谕旨，杖打"粥指弱"和"灭绝"阴部，直到听到骨盆碎裂的声音为止。滚出去! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 44 minutes ago, Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 said: 词穷了就找张插图混混! 哼，贱人就是矫情! 尤其是你这种最低级档次的，更是如此。呸!!! 你给我老实点儿，不然，有头睡觉，没头起床!!! 圣诞节本宫不想看到你，你传本宫谕旨，杖打"粥指弱"和"灭绝"阴部，直到听到骨盆碎裂的声音为止。滚出去! 你这贱货，滚回来..... "粥指弱"不是练了什么"九阴真经"吗？照中医理论，这会阴阳失调!!! 你亲自用剪刀把她的双乳剪下来，再让她每天饮壮阳汤，直到至阴寒气从她体内退去。 我要废了她!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 正宫饭冰冰 Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 said: 词穷了就找张插图混混! 哼，贱人就是矫情! 尤其是你这种最低级档次的，更是如此。呸!!! 你给我老实点儿，不然，有头睡觉，没头起床!!! 圣诞节本宫不想看到你，你传本宫谕旨，杖打"粥指弱"和"灭绝"阴部，直到听到骨盆碎裂的声音为止。滚出去! 3 hours ago, Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 said: 你这贱货，滚回来..... "粥指弱"不是练了什么"九阴真经"吗？照中医理论，这会阴阳失调!!! 你亲自用剪刀把她的双乳剪下来，再让她每天饮壮阳汤，直到至阴寒气从她体内退去。 我要废了她!!!! 妳们这两个不要脸的臭逼，尽敢冒充本宫胡言乱语，言语恶毒之极，真是蛇蝎心肠的毒妇。还好本宫不似妳们，我人美心好，美貌沉鱼落雁，闭月羞花，倾城倾国，国色天香，貌若天仙，环肥燕瘦，窈窕淑女，秀丽端庄 ，艳若桃李，花枝招展，温柔可人， 活泼可爱，亭亭玉立，如花似玉，软玉温香，兰质蕙心 ，秀外慧中，楚楚动人，明眸皓齿，天生丽质，丹唇外朗，皓齿内鲜，明眸善睐，靥辅承权，手如柔荑，肤如凝脂，领如蝤蛴，齿如瓠犀，螓首蛾眉，巧笑倩兮，美目盼兮，瑰姿艳逸。 冷宫妳们好好呆着，我做我的正宫。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Guest 正宫饭冰冰 said: 妳们这两个不要脸的臭逼，尽敢冒充本宫胡言乱语，言语恶毒之极，真是蛇蝎心肠的毒妇。还好本宫不似妳们，我人美心好，美貌沉鱼落雁，闭月羞花，倾城倾国，国色天香，貌若天仙，环肥燕瘦，窈窕淑女，秀丽端庄 ，艳若桃李，花枝招展，温柔可人， 活泼可爱，亭亭玉立，如花似玉，软玉温香，兰质蕙心 ，秀外慧中，楚楚动人，明眸皓齿，天生丽质，丹唇外朗，皓齿内鲜，明眸善睐，靥辅承权，手如柔荑，肤如凝脂，领如蝤蛴，齿如瓠犀，螓首蛾眉，巧笑倩兮，美目盼兮，瑰姿艳逸。 冷宫妳们好好呆着，我做我的正宫。 没用的文抄宫。丢人。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 正宫饭冰冰 Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 said: 没用的文抄宫。丢人。 词穷了呗！又有错别字。丢人啦。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 On 12/25/2018 at 9:30 PM, Guest 正宫饭冰冰 said: 词穷了呗！又有错别字。丢人啦。 你真的是没文化，书又读得少，错别字？中华文化取谐音，你究竟懂不懂？白痴。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 小妹妹 Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 On 1/5/2019 at 10:40 AM, Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 said: 快去拿点心、瓜子儿，再沏壶上等大红袍，主子我要和几个妹妹听故事啦。 你又老，又脏，又臭, 又得了性病. 小妹不要和你一起听故事. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 冷宫饭冰冰 Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Guest 小妹妹 said: 你又老，又脏，又臭, 又得了性病. 小妹不要和你一起听故事. 那是你妈，应该有遗传.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 慧贤皇贵妃 Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 On 12/14/2018 at 8:45 AM, Guest 慎刑司司长 said: 后宫佳丽三千，皇上干了一个又一个，皇贵妃还是小心为妙，记得叫皇上戴套。只是你就难怀龙胎了。 妹妹，不用替本宫担心 还是管好你自己在这后宫的前途打算呗 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 小玩偶 Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 这里真无聊，我还是找啊兵哥们玩捉迷藏比较实际。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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