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I have heard of Sky many years ago but never got a chance to try his service. So coincidentally i had a free slot this afternoon, so i called to try my luck and yes, he is available. After trying his service, i can only say he is really well deserved of his reputation. He is good not just in term of skill but also the attitude. I am honoured to be his first customer after his return.

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On 1/17/2025 at 9:47 AM, Hulk97 said:

How do I contact them for appointment? Is it only through phone call? And what’s the rate?

 

You've got to wait to be accosted by Iven in Chinatown, in Shogun or Ten Men, juz like in Squid Game before you can make an appointment directly with him!

 

Oh, incidentally, the other places have equally esoteric rules:

 

At Dsparadise, you have to whisper the password 爽歪歪 in Edison's ear before you can make an appointment.

 

At Shuang, you have to pass muster before a terracotta warrior Phil to enter.

 

At Waterspa, you must grovel before a nasty dude James before he condescends to admit you without bashing you up first.

 

At Cloud9, you must proclaim 皇帝不灭 公公永存 before admission.

 

Happy that you take the initiative to clarify before making appointments! Won't do to make a mortifying faux pas under such trying circumstances.

 

 

 

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On 1/17/2025 at 10:00 AM, rudeboiz said:

 

You've got to wait to be accosted by Iven in Chinatown, in Shogun or Ten Men, juz like in Squid Game before you can make an appointment directly with him

 

Iven famously told his guys they dun have to greet or acknowledge customers if they run into them in the streets, ie ignore them lest those 心里有鬼 should feel horrified getting outed in public. He didnt say what if the customers greeted them first. So we get people like Jimmy ignoring you even if you call out to him!

 

For consequential matters like NOT addressing customers as "uncle", Iven is famously UNINSTRUCTIVE!

 

That such benighted management can lead to their business thriving is an indictment of how UNdiscriminating we, the customers, have become!

 

 

 

 

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On 1/17/2025 at 10:00 AM, rudeboiz said:

At Dsparadise, you have to whisper the password 爽歪歪 in Edison's ear before you can make an appointment.

 

Apparently, quite a few deplorables, to borrow from Hillary Clinton, have whispered 爽歪歪 and MORE to Edison in a desperate bid for privileged access!

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On 1/17/2025 at 10:00 AM, rudeboiz said:

 

You've got to wait to be accosted by Iven in Chinatown, in Shogun or Ten Men, juz like in Squid Game before you can make an appointment directly with him!

 

Oh, incidentally, the other places have equally esoteric rules:

 

At Dsparadise, you have to whisper the password 爽歪歪 in Edison's ear before you can make an appointment.

 

At Shuang, you have to pass muster before a terracotta warrior Phil to enter.

 

At Waterspa, you must grovel before a nasty dude James before he condescends to admit you without bashing you up first.

 

At Cloud9, you must proclaim 皇帝不灭 公公永存 before admission.

 

Happy that you take the initiative to clarify before making appointments! Won't do to make a mortifying faux pas under such trying circumstances.

 

 

 

 

is this satire? or genuine guide? omg lol

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SpaDlite has a CCTV trained on the rooms for the longest time, ostensibly for security reasons but it also captures half naked customers going to and from the showers. Their masseurs bring handphones into the rooms for unmentionable nefarious reasons. Of course, only those 心里有鬼 need to be alarmed, the rest of us ordinary folks are only too elated to be accidental viral 一夜暴红 porn stars!

 

 

 

 

 

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15 hours ago, Blanka said:

Hi. Can I request for massuese or they assign you? Just checking 

 

They wont dare decline the request, so go ahead and request shamelessly! Incidentally, they have masseurs, not masseuses.

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